The Mythic Southern Girl

Southern Girls

Southern girls know bad manners when they see them:
Drinking straight out of a can.
Not sending thank you notes.
Velvet after February.
White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.

Southern girls appreciate their natural assets:
Dewy skin
A winning smile
That unforgettable Southern drawl

Southern girls know their manners:
"Yes Ma'am"
"Yes sir"
"Why, no, Billy !"

Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your little ol' heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your mother?"
"Love your hair."

Southern girls don't sweat... they glisten.

Southern girls know their summer weather report:
Humidity...Humidity...Humidity

Southern girls have more fun than should be allowed.

Southern girls know their three R's:
Rich...Richer...Richest

Southern girls know their vacation spots:
The Beach
The Beach
The Beach

Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Wide brim hats
Strapless sun dresses

Southern girls know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Sugah

Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Gone With the Wind
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias

Southern girls know their religion:
Baptist
Methodist
Football
SEC Basketball

Southern girls know their seasons:
Recruiting
Spring training
Football

Southern girls know their country breakfasts:
Grits
Bacon
Country ham
Gravy
Scrambled eggs
Mouth watering homemade biscuits

Southern girls know their cities, dripping with charm:
Richmond
Charleston
Savannah
Atlanta
Dallas
Nawlins' (New Orleans - for those of you NOT from the South)

Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course

Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl.

Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Spa
The Salon

Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt...
Slowly lower your eyelashes
Listen carefully to everything he says
Speak r-e-a-l slow

Southern girls know the three deadly sins:
Bad hair
Bad manner
Bad blind dates

Southern girls know men come and go,
but friends are fo'evah.